1. Apple's idea of a rooftop party
Real rooftop party.
2. Apple thinks we work-out all the time. Like literally all the time.
Which isn't true - but when we do it actually looks a bit more like this.
But NEVER like this. Can anyone tell me what this guy is doing?
3. Apple thinks we want to monitor our health 24/7
When really, you're thinking about your next one of these.
4. Apple thinks we actually do things at the weekend. Like Painting Artsy Walls.
When in reality it's a bit more like this.
4. Apple thinks we skateboard everywhere.
In reality, we skateboard nowhere.
5. Apple thinks this looks perfectly acceptable
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